Update

With the Olympics days away, the New York Time is reporting that the water conditions in Rio where some of the outdoor events will occur are even worse than previously believed or reported.

Dr. Daniel Becker told the Times that, "foreign athletes will literally be swimming in human crap, and they risk getting sick from all those microorganisms." The advice of experts? Keep your mouth shut.

Rio officials still maintain that the reports are exaggerated.

I'm publishing the new Olympic Logo to go along with the report: